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35 Funny Sayings to Write in a Wedding Card

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Funny Weddding Quote Fridge MagnetIf the happy couple have a classic sense of humor, then it’s probably safe to write something funny in their wedding card. Just remember, if they don’t appreciate sarcasm, go easy! Your friends may be pleased to know that according to a study of 700 couples completed by Mathematicians at the University of Washington, couples who had the best chance of a long lasting marriage were those with a sense of humor, who could tease each other and who were affectionate. So if your friends or family share these characteristics, you could be hunting for funny sayings to write in their 50th anniversary wedding card!

Featured Video: If a funny inappropriate song for a wedding is what you need, take a minute to listen to the Dixie Chicks’ song White Trash Wedding – the lyrics are a riot and their talent is fierce!

Funny Sayings to Write in a Wedding Card

Below you’ll find a collection of funny sayings you can write in their ‘just about to be married’ card:

1.  There’s really no need to take the plunge when you’ve been doing the doggie paddle for years!

2.  Love is the answer to everything; stick with that crap and you’ll be ok

3.  The two of you getting married gives hope to all of mankind (not really, but I had to write something loaded with bull)

4.  Marriage is happiness times two; anger times two and frustrations times three (the third comes in when her best friend is called)

5.  When in doubt, drink [Tweet This]

6.  I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift, just in case [Tweet This]

7.  Do not tell anyone you’re getting married – too late we’re all looking forward to the free booze

8.  You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time

9.  Hold on to how you feel about each other today, you’ll need it by year seven!

10.  Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensiveFunny Sayings to Write in a Wedding Card

11.  You are making a promise to have and to hold for life (you do realize that?)

12.  If you’re not going to put on a life jacket before taking the plunge, at least take swimming lessons

13.  The two of you are a symbol of what love is …. when the blinders are on!

14.  You will fall in and out of love many times while married – just make it with each other o.k!

15.  Rule number one once married: don’t talk to people of the opposite sex, naked

16. When you’re looking for a way out of this marriage, just remember to look for your wallet first!

17.  On windy rainy days, stay in the house and enjoy each other (strip twister usually works)

18.  Nike’s slogan is ‘Just Do It’ – they weren’t talking about getting married, you idiots!

19.  Treat your marriage like a hockey game; no roughing! [Tweet This]

20.  When he’s been a bad boy, make love to him just to confuse the crap out of him

21.  Just because you can control him, doesn’t mean you should (do not take the advice in this card)

22.  Keep Calm and Get Dressed Fast – Let’s hope you never need to use this advice!

23.  Keep Calm and Don’t Do It!

24.  Duck and Cover isn’t something you do on a Honeymoon

25.  Your wedding day is a celebration of love; some say shock; I say love

26.  If you’re feeling faint and vomiting on your wedding day, remember ‘hair of the dog’

27.  It takes two to tango, be sure you’re not the only one dancing! [Tweet This]

28.  Don’t take any crap, ever (unless there’s a lot of money involved, then take a little)

29.  If you think you’re in love, you probably are – damn

30.  Your heart is like a soft shell taco, wrapped up tight and easy to chew up #lovehurts [Tweet This]

31.  Stop being so easy, it makes me look bad!

32.  The last time I checked, you weren’t kissing anyone’s ass – what happened? [Tweet This]

33.  Hen pecked is only a hen who pecks (yah, hold on to that thought)

34.  Congratulations on having your balls tagged [Tweet This]

35.  Marriage doesn’t mean you own the other person (just all their stuff)

Sayings Written by Barbara Tremblay Cipak

Does the couple about to be married need help with finding a wedding song for a first dance?

What's an 'ER'? It's an 'Emotion Review'
Marry Me* - 1

Martina McBride
& Train
Slow Dance
Keeper of the Stars - 2
Keeper of the Stars by Tracy Byrd
Tracy ByrdSlow Dance
When I Said I Do - 3
When  I Said I Do by Clint Black
Clint Black & Lisa HeartmanSlow Dance
She's Everything - 4
She's Everything by Brad Paisley
Brad PaisleySlow Dance
It's Your Love - 5
It's Your Love by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
Faith Hill & Tim McGrawSlow Dance
Then* - 6
[Visit the ER]
Then by Brad Paisley
Brad PaisleySlow Dance
You Are the Love of My Life - 7
Sammy KershawSlow Dance
You Had Me From Hello * - 8
Kenny ChesneySlow Dance
Who I Am With You - 9
Chris YoungSlow Dance
She's Good For Me - 10
Jason McCoySlow to Mid Tempo
God Gave Me You - 11
Blake SheltonSlow Dance
Thank You - 12
Keith UrbanSlow to Mid Tempo
What a Difference You've Made
in My Life - 13
Ronnie MilsapSlow Dance
Once in a Lifetime* - 14
[Visit the ER]

Keith UrbanMid Tempo
I Don't Dance - 15
[Visit the ER]
Lee BriceSlow to Mid Tempo
Rescue You - 16
[Visit the ER]
High ValleyMid Tempo
Belongs to You* - 17

Emerson DriveSlow Dance
One Breath -18
[Visit the ER]

Adam GregorySlow Dance
She Said Yes - 19
Rhett AkinsSlow Dance
Loves Me Like Jesus Does - 20
[Visit the ER]

Eric ChurchSlow Dance
When You Say Nothing At All - 21

Alison KraussSlow Dance
Perfect Storm* - 22
[Visit the ER]

Brad Paisley Slow Dance
Me and You - 23

Kenny ChesneySlow Dance
Must be Doin' Somethin' Right - 24

Billy CurringtonSlow Dance
Wanted - 25

Hunter HayesSlow Dance
Cowboys and Angels - 26

Dustin LynchSlow Dance
I Do - 27

Paul BrandtSlow Dance
No Doubt About It - 28

Neal McCoySlow Dance
When Love Finds You - 29

Vince GillSlow Dance
I Love the Way You Love Me - 30

John Michael MontgomerySlow Dance
Because You Love Me* - 31

Jo Dee MessinaSlow Dance
The Story* - 32
[Visit the ER]

Brandi CarlileSlow Dance
Party For Two - 33

Shania TwainMid Tempo
First Love Song -34

Luke BryanSlow Dance
Make Me Wanna -35

Thomas RhettMid Tempo
Got it Right This Time -36

Keith UrbanMid Tempo
Better Life - 37

Keith UrbanFaster Tempo
Making Memories
Of Us - 38

Keith UrbanSlow Song
Dance With Me* - 39

Johnny ReidSlow Song
Moon to Remember* - 40

Johnny ReidSlow Song
We Got Us - 41

Canaan SmithMid Tempo
White Trash Wedding - 42

Dixie ChicksFast Song
Love is Your Name - 43

Steven TylerMid Tempo
Like a Wrecking Ball - 44

Eric ChurchSexy Song


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  1. Matrimonials says:

    Its useful tips for the wedding couple..Nice message..Thanks for sharing

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