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Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry: Ok. Who's reading your poetry? Is it your family? Well, if they aren't, here's a little "www" threat you can toss their way :) Plus I figure I have a good shot at having my poetry whipped out at my funeral - great stuff here for the Eulogy: Gonna call my first poetry book - "Things to Read After I Bite It" Never Reads My Poetry Written by Barbara Tremblay Cipak, Copyrighted I'm gonna tell you all their wicked little secrets wait til you hear this stuff *rubs hand in evil twist*.. I mean, since I don't have to worry about them ever finding...THIS WEB PAGE! Payback's a bee-ouch. You won't believe what your eyes are about to smell hold on to your suntans and get ready, I call this: "Reality Poetry".. oh yah baby, it's gonna curl your nose hairs. All their juicy tidbits or rather idiosyncrasies gone awry every twitch they make, on www display. ooooh, you will be so entertained and I will be so therapied. <---(Move over Colbert, this word's mine) It's going to be my finest moment and face it, you WILL need some popcorn for this. I'll wait. Go get some. Now.....for the 'piesta-resistance' Get out the tissues, cause you are going to cry from laughing. Ok, first my Seven children... umm what's that snear dear reader, "I'm contributing to over-population, am I?" I heard that thought. Seven children, and who's reading this...YOU. Yes, my web-child, you. All the tales of holy cow are about to reach you. Take a deep breath and hold on for the wildest ride of your life... Here Goes: One is sort of like 'you know', and three are like 'exactly that', two are..unhuh..you guessed it! and one is everything you're thinking! Tune in next week. When I spill about everyone else... stayed tuned. ''alla famiglia!" Wishing you well, Barb Find your peace and find your place in this world Smile even when it hurts Complete your lifes plan See the beauty around you, it's plentiful You'll find it in the smallest things and always remember, you are loved Take Me To Your Beautiful Read Another Poem: A Humorous Poem Motivational Posters Send a gift of poetry to someone you love (Poetry Contest Here) Songs of Hope Songs of Faith Sweet Dream Songs Angel Posters & Prints Poster Index  |
