Kiss My Assets
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Another collaboration of work - A song about a guy who couldn't get a girl, was ignored and laughed at..until he won the lottery. (VERSE 1) Just to think last night you laughed at me Said poor white trash is all I would ever be You wouldnt waste your so precious time I'm on a dead-end road,you can see the signs You say youre busy when I call your phone Even had your brother tell me to leave it alone You wouldnt believe how I was so depressed I spent my last dollar at the convenient express I was wondering since I havent been around Could you hear me laughing,on your side of town (CHORUS) 3, 15, 27, 6, 19, 11 Missed my invite to your party and apparently you think I can't dance "hit the road buddy" think that's what you said? "you've two left feet, no brain in that head" think ya even wished me dead? 3, 15, 27, 6, 19, 11 my ticket "a done come'in" shoulda heard that terminal sing... bought the Dance Hall, the Flower Shop, and Alvin's Funeral Home, sent you an invite to my "If I were Dead Party"... just planning ahead is all, 'case I slip and fall...or some'in thought you could help me pick out my casket so come on over, it's all good, too tired to help? then just Kiss My Assets! (VERSE 2) You wouldnt give me the time of day Now you hang on every word I say Every girl on my block wouldnt speak Now I get flowers every day of the week No-one would give me a ride in their car Now I have a limo, hot damn I'm a star! You want to know if You can hang out too Well its funny, I dont have any time for you (BRIDGE TO FINAL CHORUS) but wait! let me check my schedule maybe I can fit you in, I can see you at 3:15 in 2027 or 6:19 in 2011 Ive hit the road gone searching for brains so forgive me, Im a little booked up busy hosting if I were dead parties and such just planning ahead is all, 'case I slip and fall...or some'in are ya having any regrets yet? well just buckle up and pucker up cause honey you can Kiss My Assets! Written By Barbara Tremblay Cipak & Elvis Proctor "A Song by Elvis Proctor & Barbara Tremblay Cipak": |