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Funny Poetry and PoetryTalents.com

Posted by Drageda on June 7, 2009

Pranks on the Principal

I began writing poems after I read some funny poems from the internet. I wanted to write poems like the poets too. So, I started.

At first it was hard to think a funny idea to write it. I thought and I thought and I thought. But I finally thought of one and wrote it.
It is titled My Rotten Day. The day after I wrote it, I wrote another poem in school titled A Birthday Indeed. When I arrived home, I wrote another poem titled My Confession.

Say You Can!

From that day on, I continue writing poems.
But how did I learn how to write them? From school, of course!
But how did I succeed? Why didn’t I fail?
The answer is simple: You keep on writing. You don’t give up.
When you stop writing, you fail. You don’t stop writing just because someone says badly about your poem.
You keep on writing. You keep on going. Then you succeed.

When you finish writing your poem, don’t look so gloom and depressed. Praise yourself! Yes, that will make you happy and satisfied. Don’t ‘trash’ your poem. You know you can always modify it to make it better. Some poems you are not satisfied with are a satisfaction to other people. In other words, the poems you think that are no good, are good to other people (while some are no good to them).

One fine day I realized that the poems I write now are better than the ones I wrote before. This means that if you use your talents, you will have more. And if you say you don’t have talents, you will have none.

Funny Ideas

How do I get funny ideas? I think! First, think of something funny to write about a subject. Then, add a funny ending.
For Example: My dad cooks very badly and burnt our food so he was forced to order pizza for us!
Finally, make the story into a poem!
One more thing: Write down the idea to your notebook or computer so that you don’t need to spend much effort remembering them.

Where do I get funny ideas? Sometimes I think, sometimes the idea just comes to you. Sometimes, thinking of it is easy; sometimes, it’s hard.
When you want to think of a funny idea, you start with a subject:

  • Yourself
  • Your father
  • Your mother
  • Your brother
  • Your pet
  • Your house
  • A tall building
  • Animals
  • Birds
  • Monsters
  • The sea
  • A frog
  • Escaping from school
  • An annoying person
  • Or something else…

Now, you think what’s funny, absurd, or unique about them. Hmmm… Let’s start with…Escaping from school. Now, what’s funny or surprsing about escaping from school? Your teacher punishes you (of course, when you accidentally bumped into your teacher)! Aha… That was a good one. You can make that a funny ending. Now, when you talk about that, you may go to other subjects with a funny ending involving escaping from school. After that, WRITE YOUR POEM!

Here is an example:

Pranks on the Principal

Nick pasted a ‘kick me’ note on the principal’s back.
The one who placed thumbtacks on the school floor was Jack.
Mike had put the principal’s chair somewhere in the street.
Sam secretly ate the principal’s food: the broccoli and meat.

The principal was walking with the ‘kick me’ note on him.
The one who kicked the principal was the teacher, Tim.
When the principal reached his place, he just sat down.
His chair wasn’t there, so his butt banged on the ground.

He had no other choice but to just stand up and eat.
When he opened his Tupperware, no broccoli and meat!
He was very, very, very angry and he did care,
and went off to the street to find his missing chair.

After that, he grouped the things: his lost and found chair,
the ‘kick me’ note which was on him, and his Tupperware.
He said to them, “There is a thing that I’d like to mention:
All of you must be whacked and punished in detention!”

So, he walked while carrying the things to be put in detention.
Oh! There is one more thing I almost forgotten to mention.
On the way there, he, by accident, stepped on the thumbtacks.
The one who laughed when he fell was the student, Max.

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How to Use The Search Engines to Find poetry content

Posted by Drageda on June 4, 2009

If you have been using the internet for some time then it might surprise you to know that in some parts of the world it is still new and the need for such information is in high demand. I have taken the time to share with readers of this site this piece of article to assist those individuals who are interested in poetry and are new on the web.

The web has made it easy to find content about poetry quickly. Just a few years back you needed to take the whole morning at the library skimming through hundreds of books.

Now you can do it in less than five minutes. You can simply enter a search query and just like that you have a huge categorized and highly relevant list to choose from about poetry or specific topics of the same subject.

With so much information presented by search engines the speed and efficiency of using the web can deteriorate if you don’t know how to use it the right way.

Take some time to read through these few but useful operators that you can use. It is not my intention to waste your time with too much information especially because this is simply a helpful guide to help you find the exact information you are looking for. To some this may be just a refresher “course” but I still do encourage you to read on.

These tips can work in most search engines but I base most of them on Google.

To make sure your search returns only the pages with the EXACT information you are looking for simply put inverted commas. For example if you want to find course about poetry, just type in “poetry courses”, if it’s careers simply type “poetry careers”. The retuned pages will be those that have the exact wording you entered in the search.

Another alternative is to use the “ ” operator. For instance, if you enter a term like “documentary about poetry” “poetry books” will result in pages that have those keywords appearing in the same page but not necessarily close to each other. 

My last tip is simply to search within one reliable site. You can do this by entering the operator “site:” then follow with the domain name and lastly the keyword.This will produce results from only that site you specify.

By following these tips you should be in a better position to find anything online, whether it is about your internet in – poetry or any kind of content you may be interested in like reverse search cell phone number.

Now take some time to enjoy the great content offered by this site before testing your newly found skills.

Buy DVD Music Online

Posted by Drageda on April 24, 2009

A poem honoring the Arts and the Artist. Perhaps we ourselves will have, or already have, an artistic child, friend, or other relative who will want to make their living in the Arts. Our support may keep their opportunities alive.

Buy DVD Music Online

The story lyrics of the artists soul
imagined, lived or dreamed,
Brought first to paper then sung in glory,
then painted on a screen,
Are not the passions for just one season
rather imprinted for lasting time,
and we view the story over and over
when we buy DVD Music Online

The artist’s legacy first branded then released
portrays a generation colored in song,
we remember our life in the sentences they write
and we’re sent back to a place long gone,
As owners of their work, now on DVD,
even though it’s posted online,
we have generously supported tomorrows creative
since we bought it today with our dime

Ownership of a Music DVD Collection,
is our treasure to pass along
this musical canvas of our humble life,
grows into a history lesson of song
Careers in the Arts, made possible with our support
allowing a future virtuoso to design
can be our small contribution to the human fabric,
when we buy the Artist’s music online

by Barbara Tremblay Cipak, Copyrighted