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Fat Loss

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 2020

Poem about Fat Loss! – Kiss your butt goodbye, poetically speaking…

This is a loss I will accept
goodbye to fat without regret
turns-out all is not okay,
as I heard a voice in the distance say,
“hey you!, yah you, where’s our wiggle,
we don’t bounce, sag, or jiggle!”
“Who’s that” I asked completely shocked,
“down here”, it said, “can you hear me talk?,
I do much better when I strut,
nice to meet you, I’m your butt”
“WHAT!” I screamed
“Butt’s don’t talk”,
“oh sure” it said, “I don’t just walk!
Where’s our fat, it keeps us warm,
we were big and shaggy and in top-form,”
“Um, excuse-me please”, I blurted out,
“our fat had to go, so don’t freak-out!,
I was getting tired, really worn-out,
so now I eat healthy and work-out,
No offense, but less of you looks better,
I don’t have to cover you up with my sweater,
Wiggling to the world in these tight jeans
is what my fat loss really means”
“you’re pretty shallow”, stated my butt,
I said, “dude, just do what you do best
Let’s strut!”

by Barbara Tremblay Cipak, Copyrighted

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