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The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men!

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics by on April 29, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1754

A Poem for the Poor Guy Who Has too Much Time on His Hand – The Honey Do List is not his friend! Hey guys, you know there is some pathetic truth to this poem. Just wanted to make you smile. My honey barely cracked one when I read it. I wonder why?

This Poem works for retired men as well! Either way, a little humor goes a long way …. And that’s what this poem is for; to lighten up a stressful situation!

The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men

Wash the damn car
Seal the driveway
Clean the air filters
Empty the vacuum bag
Cut the frigging grass
Organize the garage
Paint
See that chair, don’t sit in it.
The dishes are piling up, let’s get ‘er done.
But wait, it’s raining, get the clothes off the line, FAST.
Look in the fridge, what do you see? Nothing?
Get busy, here’s the list, off you go. Have fun.
What took you so long! Gheesh.
You what! You bought a new lawnmower!
Let’s do the math. The square footage of the house is like
ten times that of the lawn, so why didn’t you buy a new vacuum?
Just wondering.Shrug.
Here’s the credit card, go buy the kids their school stuff.
Did you get the mail today?
About that credit card, don’t you dare!
You’re back already?
What! The car broke down!
Take the car in.
How much? Here’s the other damn credit card.
Your son wants a new video game.
Don’t you dare!
Fix that leaking tub.
You can’t fix that leaking tub?
Hire a plumber that takes a credit card.
About that credit card.
Did you see the hydro bill!
Too bad we can’t use the credit card.
Wait. I think we can.
The little guy wants some more candy.
Use the card.
How much is our house worth?
I was just wondering if there would be enough equity
to pay off the credit cards.
About those cards.
Fill up the car. You really need the card for that.
How much?
Can you walk to hockey?
Beer. We need beer.
At least we’re getting airmiles, yippee.
We need a new roof
We need new windows
When will the patio be finished?
About that credit card.
Credit card declined.
Now what?
Who’s your favourite realtor?
Me? “Grin” Yeah I got a Listing.

By Barbara Tremblay Cipak

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