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Funny Sayings About Breaking Up

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So you’ve broken up with someone, and you need a few ‘light’ words to joke about it..that’s what you’ll find here. Maybe you want to text something with a bit of humor to a friend who’s recently suffered a break up, or better, are glad they’ve ended the relationship!

Go ahead, use these in a card, or text them to a friend!

51 Funny Sayings About Breaking Up

  1. So you’re no longer attached at the hip; best weight loss program you ever went to!

  2. That’s the light at the end of your crazy endless tunnel!

  3. He’s gone and now you’re back – Thank goodness!

  4. You haven’t lost a love, you gained a brain

  5. Don’t cry, because it’s never really over – that’s crap, lucky for you it’s really over!

  6. So she’s no longer in your life – celebrate the freedom!

  7. When you hurt from love, 1000 pushups will fix that

  8. Don’t quit on love, the right person is now free to find you!

  9. You are never alone, I’ll be there with you through the whole ordeal, I’m coming over with booze

  10. He was a lying cheating bastid, and you were too good for him!

  11. You know you’re done in a relationship when walking out the door brings relief!

  12. Smile, kiss him goodbye then come over for that happy dance!

  13. It’s hard to leave someone you’ve been with for so long, but better to leave and be sane than to stay and be insane

  14. To leave or not to leave that was the question – glad YOU FINALLY answered it!

  15. It’s scary to move on, I think it’s like ‘scary movie’

  16. I’m terrified now that I’ve left; I’ve never felt better in my life

  17. It’s over and I know I can’t fix it – I’m not the fixer of people anymore

  18. Apparently I don’t ‘do people very well’

  19. I’m good with numbers, and the numbers tell me it’s time to leave

  20. If I ever lose my way again, slap me

  21. As my friend I give you permission to scan all my dates

  22. I thought you should know that this break up has made the news, the world is having a party for you!

  23. Celebrate the next chapter of your life; forget that, cry first it’s healthier

  24. New things, new adventures, new people, beat out old things, old adventure and old rotten relationships anytime

  25. The fruit on your tree can now grow again (since you’ve cut out the useless branches)

  26. He’s hit the road, too bad it’s without his car – you look good behind the wheel

  27. Hope you divided your belongings 50/50 and kept 100% of your mind

  28. Don’t tell anyone you’re single, too many people want to date you now

  29. Congratulations on being brave; most of us are too chicken to leap

  30. To think you moved on in life is quite shocking, I’m actually jealous

  31. You get to go out and meet new people now; way to make me feel bad!

  32. I want to be sad for you, cause you’re sad, but let’s face it I’m just plain jealous

  33. They say breaking up is hard to do; how come you were able to do it so easily?

  34. I don’t think there is anyway to tell you this without hurting your feelings; but wow, are you ever better off without him!

  35. I know your sad, I’m here for you; and am trying not to be happy for you so you can be sad!

  36. Being single means a lot of wonderful things are free to come your way, so put your glasses on and pay attention so you can grab a few this time!

  37. If you think it’s easy being single, just ask Kermit how easy it is to be green?

  38. You’re no longer part of two, your just a strong single one now, and that’s awesome!

  39. You took the plunge to go with him, and now you’re getting out of that pool to dry off – that swim was long enough girl!

  40. Jump into a new boat now, but this time you drive!

  41. If you think you’re sad, you are, if you think you’re better off, you are – choose wisely!

  42. Don’t feel sad my friend, breaking up is what makes us free to make more mistakes

  43. Break ups are like good china, some pieces can’t be put back together because they’ll never look the same – so do yourself a favor, toss the pieces in the trash and get new plates!

  44. Sometimes the hardest thing to do in life is the hardest thing to do in life – there’s just no other way to say it

  45. Welcome back to earth! we missed you.

  46. Your head is no longer in the clouds which means you can now see where you’re going!

  47. Pay attention; you’re not lost from this break up, you’re only open to being found once again

  48. When you don’t know where you’re going, you get to choose between all sorts of roads!

  49. A clear head is much better than an aching heart

  50. You may be lonely today, but I guarantee a year from now you’ll look back and wonder what you were thinking by waiting for so long to break up

  51. Some people just aren’t meant to be together, and it takes someone like you who’s brave enough to see that and do something about it! You’re my hero cause you’ve got a pair.

A collection of country songs about breaking up and love lost from multiple perspectives; the guys, the girls, sad about it, happy to move on and more!
Song
Lose it All
The Way You
Let Me Down
Break Up with Him
Burning House
Waited too Long
Crash and Burn
Before He Cheats
Like We Never
Loved At All
Tonight I Wanna Cry
A Little Bit Stronger
How Do You
Like Me Now
Day After You
I'm Comin' Over

Whose Bed Have
Your Boots Been Under
Baggage Claim
One Mississippi
Bring On the Rain
Things People Say
Gone Long Gone
Save it For a Rainy Day
When Someone Stops Loving You

 

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