What is love if it doesn’t include some silly humor? Here’s a list of original and creative funny love quotes and sayings you can say to him or her by phone, text, Twitter, or Facebook!
Don’t hold back, say what you feel (be nice!)
- You are the catch to my cacciatore
- My love my light my gawd you’re bright
- Holy-moly love you solely
- You are the sink to my hole
- You are the wishy to my washy
- I love you more than a ducky loves the water
- I love you more than a Shih Tzu loves to sniff
- My love for you scares the hell out of me
- I sneeze love; achlovu
- You’re so sweet I cry sugar when I see you
- Love you more than chocolate ice cream
- When I said I do I didn’t mean the windows
- Your love is like the sun, too freaking far away
- Come over and we’ll vacuum your chest nekid
- You are the sunshine of my day…thank gawd, ’cause it’s cloudy
- I laugh when I think of us, ’cause we’re not sane
- Go ahead, clean the car motor on my dining room table…I’m hooked
- If you were the last man on earth, oh baby would I love you
- Marry me…I want to irritate you the rest of my life
- No one I know is from Venus, so deal with it
- If you’re going to shock me, cook
- I’m here to be loved, but if you want to use me go ahead that works too
- If a guy gives up football for his girl, then he’s too far gone to be saved
- I love you so much that I’ll only ask you to change your underwear, not your personality
- Stupid love is the kind of love that lasts for the first year..then we’re just left with stupid
- When a guy chooses to watch Sleepless in Seattle with his Girl over sports, he’s off the cliff
- If I could get together with you I would get it together with you
- I want to do 25 things with you before noon
- About those 25 things before noon…bring water
- I can’t quit you, I’m addicted to your spell
- You make me feel sorry for me..that’s how much I love you
- To love you means holding on tight or I’ll fall flat and lose my mind
- Love gone wrong, damn even that feels right
- I can’t buy your love, but crap at least let me rent it
- I’ll know I’ve loved you long enough when my walker is double parked
- The secret to love is simple, stay through all the crap
- If we stay together long enough, I’ll learn to tolerate toleration
- I’m not easy, you’re not easy, so neither of us will get screwed
- You have your guard up; I have my guard down – guard down wins!
- Our life is like a game; we’re playing to win
- I kissed a fool but so did you
- Your kisses are like soft white feathers, light and hairy…I mean ‘airy’
- I love beer, pizza on you
- I met you, looked in your eyes and instantly became stupid…you’re hawt
- iza weally wuv ewe
- Don’t starve yourself, I like me some beef
- On the river of life there you are..the only ship that’s sailing
- You actually hear me when I talk …crap you are hooked
- If I had a choice, fall in love or fall into a pool of cash…I’d make sure the pool is full
- You are my dream come true in a
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