Happy Birthday Sayings You Can Write in a Personal Birthday Card

So you need a creative way to tell the poor soul they’ve aged another damn year! Well, here’s a list of original, barely non-offensive ways to do it!

Go ahead, text the birthday blurb out, or look them directly in the eye, and dare to say it without smirking…they were born on this day, so you are obligated to say something memorable, ok, that’s a load of crap, but here’s a list of nice, naughty and corny things you can blurt out or write in a personal birthday card:

1. So you’re another year older I’ll drink out of your belly button for that
2. My horse counted your age today with his leg; it’s now officially arthritic
3. You’re not old you’re just youthfully challenged
4. If there were a card I could pick that said it best, I would choose an unlimited credit card for you
5. I’ve written a song, I’ve gotten it all wrong, your birthday matters, my song’s in tatters!
6. Your birthday is the reason I’m happy today
7. If I had one wish for your birthday, I’d wish for you to have inner peace for a million years
8. I saved all my best wishes for this day so that you could have them
9. For your birthday I want to walk in your shoes for a day just to give you a break
10. You are indeed the definition of joy; I love everything about you
11. You are strong and dignified; today, be weak and silly!
12. Don’t worry you still look like you’re five years old
13. You’re not old you’re incredibly experienced
14. You have officially graduated with a Ph.D. in Birthdays
15. 50 years and you look so young I was going to buy diaper cream
16. Happy B-day
17. Yppah yadhtrib
18. Happy annual reminder
19. Let’s go dancing on your happy day
20. I’m hoping your day is as happy as you make me
21. Birthdays acknowledge air, if you’re having one, that’s a sign you’re still breathing!
22. Happy another one bites the dust day
23. Birthday, life’s measuring stick of survival
24. Birthday survival kit: lots of hugs, more hugs, and cash
25. Happy entrance day
26. Happy Birthday from George Clooney (via six degrees of separation)
27. I hope we celebrate our 100th birthday together
28. Bright and Happy, that’s who you are
29. 365 days ago you were one year away from today
30. Birthdays and You, name two things that come too soon
31. I put a big bow on myself for your birthday
32. Happiness is knowing you were born today
33. Look 50 act 30 sound 18, happy look-act-sound day
34. Happy I-can’t-believe you were born for me day
35. Happy born-this-way day
36. Parties, panties, and poop – name three things to let loose on your birthday
37. You’re not old, only experienced with numbers
38. Sometimes the best you can be is just too damn good
39. Happy sexy-butt day
40. When you were born God said he was done – you can’t top perfection
41. At the time of your birth the heavens parted – then we all heard a big laugh
42. On your big day, don’t do anything – why ruin a routine
43. It’s your birthday, and I only have three things to say – Happy freaking birthday
44. Now is the time, decide – happy birthday or shockingly happy birthday
45. Don’t forget to dress for your birthday – just socks.
46. Make an effort to have some fun today! Or I’ll have to tackle-kiss you
47. Today I’d like to wish you a happy Mom Disconnection Day
48. Happy natal day
49. Happy naval separation day
50. Happy umbilical release day

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