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Funny Family Poetry

Shopaholics

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Funny Family Poetry by on May 1, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1662
Shopaholics

Wholesale Products: How many people do you know who can’t pass up on a sale or resists items listed wholesale? I don’t know any in my direct family, but have known a few lovers of wholesale lately. So here’s my tale of buying products wholesale…

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Too Deep

Too Deep

Poem, Joke: Alright, I wrote this as a joke for my husband. He finds my poetry too deep, so I decided to dedicate this “simple” poem to him. Ha! Ok, he laughed. I mean really! when I have to create a grade school poem for the hubster to appreciate it…I give up. Not. So this is for the man of my dreams *ahem*.

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Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Funny Family Poetry by on April 27, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1776
Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry

I’m gonna tell you all their wicked little secrets wait till you hear this stuff *rubs hand in evil twist*… I mean, since I don’t have to worry about them ever finding … THIS WEB PAGE! Payback’s a bee-ouch. You won’t believe what your eyes are about to smell hold on to your suntans and […]

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Happy Birthday Today – An Acrostic Poem

Filed in Funny Family Poetry, Happiness Poetry by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1906
Happy Birthday Today – An Acrostic Poem

A Happy Birthday Acrostic Poem: An acrostic poem uses the first letter of each sentence to spell a word vertically. This acrostic poem was a fun attempt at using the words, ‘happy birthday today’. This was written in my mid-thirties, sometime in the 1990s. Try writing an acrostic poem, they’re fun. Happy Birthday Today Holding […]

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Your Life in a Song – An Acrostic Poem

Filed in Funny Family Poetry, Happiness Poetry by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1808
Your Life in a Song – An Acrostic Poem

Here’s an example of an Acrostic Poem using the words “Find Music Lyrics”: With an Acrostic Poem, the first letter of each line spells a word that can be read vertically. Find Music Lyrics Finding our life in the words of a song never-ending stories depicting yesterdays gone Meaningful lyrics used to touch inside hearts […]

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Don’t Take My Flipper Away

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Funny Family Poetry by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1673
Don’t Take My Flipper Away

Poem, Sarcasm: Ok ladies I wrote this for you!..This is for every woman who suffers from “LOATTRC” (lack of access to the remote control). Actually, I was thinking about my father and mother and my husband and myself, and how control of the “remote” usually becomes sole possession of the “male” in the house! Statistics […]

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