August 21, 2026

3 thoughts on “100 Sweet Things to Say to Your Boyfriend that are So Sweet Zombies Will Stop Eating Brains

  1. You get my poem. This is for my hubby.

    You sleep so quiet
    So peaceful
    so sweet
    I have no idea
    why I have this crazy desire
    To sniff your feet.

    I’m not weird
    not mentally ill,
    not abnormal in any other way
    except this irresistible urge
    To harass you while you sleep.

    I would like to put my finger in your ear
    or tickle your toes
    paint a big black mustache
    under your nose.

    I’ld love to braid your chest hair
    Paint a face on your bum
    Shave your underarms
    wake you up and make love.

    I want to lie a feather
    under your nose
    to make you sneeze
    dust you with baby powder
    until you wheeze.

    It isn’t my fault
    I’ve tried
    I can’t stop
    You just look so sweet
    and peaceful when you sleep.

    I want to bathe you in wet kisses
    tickle the ends of your toes
    Paint your fingernails
    Put a ring through your nose.

    It’s something I just can’t control
    You drive me insane
    Softly snoring
    while I lay here awake.

    These uncontrollable feelings
    To shake you awake
    Just to tell you I love you
    in every imaginable way.
    Lorelei Cohen

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