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Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics

Funny Hockey Poem – You Don’t Have to Stink to be Good!

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Funny Hockey Poem – You Don’t Have to Stink to be Good!

A Hockey Poem:
Is the incredible stink of hockey equipment a badge of toughness, of working hard…well here’s a poem to put this one away.

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Shopaholics

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Funny Family Poetry by on May 1, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1660
Shopaholics

Wholesale Products: How many people do you know who can’t pass up on a sale or resists items listed wholesale? I don’t know any in my direct family, but have known a few lovers of wholesale lately. So here’s my tale of buying products wholesale…

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Too Deep

Too Deep

Poem, Joke: Alright, I wrote this as a joke for my husband. He finds my poetry too deep, so I decided to dedicate this “simple” poem to him. Ha! Ok, he laughed. I mean really! when I have to create a grade school poem for the hubster to appreciate it…I give up. Not. So this is for the man of my dreams *ahem*.

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The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men!

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics by on April 29, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1869
The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men!

Whether hubby is unemployed or retired this blast of humor is meant for him! The Honey Do List can be a scary thing for hubby, so go easy on him..

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Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Funny Family Poetry by on April 27, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1776
Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry

I’m gonna tell you all their wicked little secrets wait till you hear this stuff *rubs hand in evil twist*… I mean, since I don’t have to worry about them ever finding … THIS WEB PAGE! Payback’s a bee-ouch. You won’t believe what your eyes are about to smell hold on to your suntans and […]

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Packin’ In My Dreams

Packin’ In My Dreams

45 years behind me I’m startin’, reachin’ for the dream I left my front porch crying Only tears of fear Then wiped my face To keep it crystal clear   You’re too old You’ll unfold They’ll laugh at your attempt Get back in the house! Cook a meal !! Don’t continue. Check the menu. The […]

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It’s A Bird

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics by on April 25, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1650
It’s A Bird

Look up in the sky, “It’s a bird”, So what. “It has no wings!” Are you sure? “Yeah, look, look, he only has a body and an orange beak!”, Hey, you’re right. “He’s trying to say something, can you hear him?”, Wait, listen, I do hear him. “What’s he saying!” He’s telling me something, “What, […]

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Held Hostage By Curls – A Funny Poem about Curly Hair

Held Hostage By Curls – A Funny Poem about Curly Hair

A funny poem about curly hair that describes the plight of a curly top throughout her life, and what she came to realize!

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Happy Birthday Today – An Acrostic Poem

Filed in Funny Family Poetry, Happiness Poetry by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1905
Happy Birthday Today – An Acrostic Poem

A Happy Birthday Acrostic Poem: An acrostic poem uses the first letter of each sentence to spell a word vertically. This acrostic poem was a fun attempt at using the words, ‘happy birthday today’. This was written in my mid-thirties, sometime in the 1990s. Try writing an acrostic poem, they’re fun. Happy Birthday Today Holding […]

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Give Me A Loan Today

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics, Life Poems, Poem about Money by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1820
Give Me A Loan Today

Give Me A Loan Today:: A “loaner moaner” tale with a happy ending, and lessons of responsible borrowing learned. Give Me A Loan Today! When he borrowed money yesterday afternoon his wife cheered, “we’ll get that new car pretty soon!” They danced in a circle then fell to the floor “hey, maybe they can loan […]

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Your Life in a Song – An Acrostic Poem

Filed in Funny Family Poetry, Happiness Poetry by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 1807
Your Life in a Song – An Acrostic Poem

Here’s an example of an Acrostic Poem using the words “Find Music Lyrics”: With an Acrostic Poem, the first letter of each line spells a word that can be read vertically. Find Music Lyrics Finding our life in the words of a song never-ending stories depicting yesterdays gone Meaningful lyrics used to touch inside hearts […]

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Fat Loss – Butts Don’t Talk?

Filed in Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics by on April 24, 2009 0 Comments • views: 2117
Fat Loss – Butts Don’t Talk?

Poem about Fat Loss! – Kiss your butt goodbye, poetically speaking… This is a loss I will accept goodbye to fat without regret turns-out all is not okay, as I heard a voice in the distance say, “Hey, you! yah you, where’s our wiggle, we don’t bounce, sag, or jiggle!” “Who’s that,” I asked utterly […]

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