Funny & Sarcastic Poems/Lyrics
Application Hell – A Poem about Job Hunting
A humorous sarcastic poem about job hunting; “Sixteen hours of resume revamping, twenty two hours of cover letter re-design….”
Funny Hockey Poem – You Don’t Have to Stink to be Good!
A Hockey Poem:
Is the incredible stink of hockey equipment a badge of toughness, of working hard…well here’s a poem to put this one away.
Shopaholics
Wholesale Products: How many people do you know who can’t pass up on a sale or resists items listed wholesale? I don’t know any in my direct family, but have known a few lovers of wholesale lately. So here’s my tale of buying products wholesale…
Too Deep
Poem, Joke: Alright, I wrote this as a joke for my husband. He finds my poetry too deep, so I decided to dedicate this “simple” poem to him. Ha! Ok, he laughed. I mean really! when I have to create a grade school poem for the hubster to appreciate it…I give up. Not. So this is for the man of my dreams *ahem*.
The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men!
Whether hubby is unemployed or retired this blast of humor is meant for him! The Honey Do List can be a scary thing for hubby, so go easy on him..
Since My Family Never Reads My Poetry
I’m gonna tell you all their wicked little secrets wait till you hear this stuff *rubs hand in evil twist*… I mean, since I don’t have to worry about them ever finding … THIS WEB PAGE! Payback’s a bee-ouch. You won’t believe what your eyes are about to smell hold on to your suntans and […]
Packin’ In My Dreams
45 years behind me I’m startin’, reachin’ for the dream I left my front porch crying Only tears of fear Then wiped my face To keep it crystal clear You’re too old You’ll unfold They’ll laugh at your attempt Get back in the house! Cook a meal !! Don’t continue. Check the menu. The […]
It’s A Bird
Look up in the sky, “It’s a bird”, So what. “It has no wings!” Are you sure? “Yeah, look, look, he only has a body and an orange beak!”, Hey, you’re right. “He’s trying to say something, can you hear him?”, Wait, listen, I do hear him. “What’s he saying!” He’s telling me something, “What, […]
Held Hostage By Curls – A Funny Poem about Curly Hair
A funny poem about curly hair that describes the plight of a curly top throughout her life, and what she came to realize!
Happy Birthday Today – An Acrostic Poem
A Happy Birthday Acrostic Poem: An acrostic poem uses the first letter of each sentence to spell a word vertically. This acrostic poem was a fun attempt at using the words, ‘happy birthday today’. This was written in my mid-thirties, sometime in the 1990s. Try writing an acrostic poem, they’re fun. Happy Birthday Today Holding […]
Give Me A Loan Today
Give Me A Loan Today:: A “loaner moaner” tale with a happy ending, and lessons of responsible borrowing learned. Give Me A Loan Today! When he borrowed money yesterday afternoon his wife cheered, “we’ll get that new car pretty soon!” They danced in a circle then fell to the floor “hey, maybe they can loan […]
Your Life in a Song – An Acrostic Poem
Here’s an example of an Acrostic Poem using the words “Find Music Lyrics”: With an Acrostic Poem, the first letter of each line spells a word that can be read vertically. Find Music Lyrics Finding our life in the words of a song never-ending stories depicting yesterdays gone Meaningful lyrics used to touch inside hearts […]
